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Portions of Stupid Security are copyright 2003 by Nat Howard and his licensors.
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| Hospital CIO is a Jedi -- Really.... |
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posted by nrh
on Wednesday May 27, @04:11PM
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Angry Padiwan Learner writes "Did you know that hospital Chief Information Officers are trained as Jedi warriors? At least mine is....
When I talk to him about the need for security, he waves his Jedi hand and says "There is no risk". And, poof, instantly all the hackers run away, leaving our (completely unsecured) data alone....
With tongue in cheek,
Angry Padiwan Learner"
Thanks, APL! I include this because too little security can make things just as inconvenient as too much security. Like every profession (or group of professions) that serves the public, we owe it to ourselves, our employers, and the public to do the right thing. Offhand, it would seem that insecured hospital data ought to be secured -- at least a little!
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| Bathroom Emergency On Flight Prompts Felony Charge |
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| Dual-Booting Linux Can Get You Into Trouble... |
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posted by nrh
on Monday April 20, @06:52PM
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| Man Detained by TSA for Carrying Cash - Audio Recording |
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| Minister Breaches Security |
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| Only Able Bodied Manly Men Can "Attend" to Their Luggage |
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posted by nrh
on Friday March 27, @03:44PM
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Anonymous Coward writes: http://davehingsburger.blogspot.com/2009/03/elephant-disappears.html
"He looked at me, annoyed and said, "Luggage can't be left unattended."
"I AM attending it," I said incredulous.
"You don't understand, SOME BODY needs to be in possession of the luggage," he said and I didn't get his implication, not yet, I was still too startled.
"I am in possession of this luggage, it is MINE," my voice is rising.
He looks at me with exaggerated patience, "SOME BODY (long pause) needs to be attending the luggage."
I got it then, I wasn't SOME BODY, "Are you suggesting that I can't supervise my own luggage because I'm in a wheelchair?"
Thanks, AC! That's choice!
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| TSA Throws Out Toothpaste But Allows Syringes Through |
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| Satisfying: Congressman Who Helped Create TSA Gets Rubber-Glove Treatment |
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posted by nrh
on Thursday March 19, @06:10AM
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What goes around, comes around, and then pokes you while wearing rubber gloves. The Washington Post has an article describing the somewhat-understandable reaction of Rep. Peter A. DeFazio when he was "singled out for additional security screening by rubber-glove-wearing TSA workers".
"I said, 'This is really stupid. What are you going to find here with rubber gloves that you didn't find in primary security with the X-ray machine?'" He also "said he offered up that he was 'kind of an expert on airport security,' telling the TSA screeners: 'I helped create the TSA. I'm in Congress.'" according to the article.
Thank you, representative. You, of course, have less call to complain than most of us as you "helped create the agency that makes those rules."
The article doesn't detail exactly what the rubber-gloved searchers did with their rubber-gloved fingers. It also doesn't reveal whether the representative got any special treatment at the time of the incident, although it mentions that he did manage to talk to some TSA officials about classified reasons for the "stupid" extra search. The result? "DeFazio says the TSA gate screening measures 'make a little more sense' after his meeting, but he argues if additional random screening truly is necessary, 'they need to do it with sophisticated, state-of-the-art bomb-detection equipment' rather than with rubber gloves."
I love politicians: if it only makes "a little more sense", then why not end the practice? Or if that little additional sense is enough to push things over into "making sense", why not say so? As it is, the statement is deeply ambiguous.
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| Bet It Was The Lineman's Sets |
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posted by nrh
on Saturday February 28, @12:27AM
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Permutor writes "We thought we were well prepared for our holiday trip. Because of my sons allergy, we carry a epinefrine-auto-injector, just in case. It is definitively more hazardous than a nailclipper, so not something that is expected to be brought freely into an airplane cabin. So we carry the device past all detectors, prepared to hand it over to the steward at the cabin entrance. "Well...", he said, "If you got this far with it, you may take it into the cabin"."
Thanks, Permutor. The system was broken, but it (for once) reached the proper conclusion!
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