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Nice laptop... let's see
posted by nrh on Friday May 09, @03:59PM
News Anonymous Coward writes "The Association of Corporate Travel Executives is warning its members that their laptops and data stored thereon may be seized without reason or recourse when returning to the United States, under a recent court decision designed to, you guessed it, make us safer."

Thanks, AC. No doubt our completely trustworthy government wouldn't abuse such access. Not even for "good purposes". This is a good argument for thin clients, deniable disk-encryption, and tricks such as this.

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Federal Air Marshals on No-Fly List
posted by nrh on Friday May 02, @11:13AM
Howlers Boozo the Clone writes "http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/05/sky_ marshals_on.html points to two articles re $SUBJECT. (Schneier-link posted instead of news-link, due to usually insightful commentary on that blog.) Summary: Some Federal Air Marshals have names that match some on the No-Fly List. They try to get on the planes they're assigned to protect. Hilarity ensues."

Thanks, Boozo! This is at best "security that makes us no more secure"!

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No taking pictures at Amtrak's Union Station (but please enter our station photo contest)
posted by nrh on Monday April 28, @10:08AM
News strat writes "Both DCist and the War On Photography blogs have articles about recent inanity (or is that insanity?) ensuing at Union Station in Washington, D.C. when local security or staff apparatchiks have noted that most insidious of activities... snapping pictures of your loved ones when seeing them off to the train.

As both photography enthusiasts and railfans know, there is a growing climate of intolerance of perfectly innocent photographic pursuits, coupled with an epidemic of functionaries intent on wrongly stating laws and regulations surrounding photography.

Amtrak is particularly inconsistent, when one contrasts the experiences people have had at the hands of overzealous security and conductor personnel and the fact that they have annual photo contests!

Washington's Union Station is a "public/private" partnership of sorts, with LaSalle, the building management company, exercising control over the shopping mall areas, and Amtrak, a taxpayer-funded "quasi-private" government monopoly, operating the train-related areas. Oh yes, and to add to the mix, there's also a Metro station in there, operated by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

It turns out that despite the fact that the laws are consistent through all of these areas (No U.S. law prohibits photographing a train.), there is not only a widely divergent set of rules within this building but differences even within Amtrak's management staff as to whether innocuous shutterbugs are to be regarded as evildoers.

The building management company seems to discourage photography within the shopping mall area of Union Station. If one calls Amtrak, the Station Manager will apparently tell you all photography is verboten without a permit, while the Amtrak Media/Corporate Relations department says that non-commercial photography is definitely allowed and that station managers and others shouldn't incorrectly advise one otherwise.

The Amtrak web site indicates that news media/commercial photographers are required to request permission to ply their trade, but is silent on hobbyist picture-taking.

Despite incidents like this on Metro you're ok to take pictures in the Metro subway system, including the Union Station stop, though the Pentagon Station is apparently specifically placarded to forbid them.

As some have noted in other fora, it would be a bad time to be Henri Cartier-Bresson. At this rate future citizens may be deprived of their own equivalent to D�rriere la gare Saint-Lazare.

Disclaimer: I am not a lawyer, but Bert P. Krages II is. He has produced a very useful summary of the legalities of photography in the U.S., suitable for printing and handing to all manner of grumpies. "

Thanks, strat! The genius of the American Constitution -- the thing that made it new and fresh and different (to me) lies in its recognition of our freedom. It doesn't carve out a certain zone of freedom in the world and give it to us -- rather it carves out exceptions to our freedom, gives those to the State, and then says:

Amendment 9. The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Amendment 10. The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

The reason this is so important is precisely the bureaucratic impulse we see above, to treat our freedoms as something inherently limited. Not so. It's the power of the state that's inherently limited -- the fact that certain rights are enumerated doesn't give bureaucrats the right to limit all the others. Much as they might like to.

We've dealt with some of this before but I'm glad to see more movement on this issue -- the more people know and point, the more bureaucrats tend to withdraw.

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'Twas The Season
posted by nrh on Wednesday March 12, @04:52PM
News Anonymous Coward writes "A bit late posting this one, but anyway: around last Christmas, the TSA got tough on pies. Read about their pie screening methods here."

Thanks, AC! No doubt rhubarb will be forbidden on the grounds of "lumpiness" or lack thereof, or that it's too much like... I don't know... machine oil that could be a component of a giant robot with which they could take over the plane.

It seems to me that the days in which terrorists could redirect a plane by threatening the folks in a plane are over: we all now know that if we let them go on with their plans, we'll almost certainly be dead. Therefore threats aren't really meaningful. That's part of why you don't hear of hijacked planes any more.

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Steve Jobs Made Me Miss My Flight
posted by nrh on Sunday March 09, @05:22PM
News Anonymous Coward writes "http://www.michaelnygard.com/blog/2008/03/steve_jo bs_made_me_miss_my_fli.html"

Thanks, AC! That darn Steve Jobs! I wish he'd make me miss my flight in the same way!

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TSA Insists on Opening Clear Sterile Wrap
posted by nrh on Friday March 07, @06:43AM
News Anonymous Coward writes "[quoting news report] James Hoyne, 14, has a feeding tube in his stomach and carries a back-up in a sealed clear plastic bag. Hoyne said two weeks ago a TSA officer insisted on opening the sterile equipment, contaminating his back-up feeding up tube which he later needed. http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/06/tsa-endangers -childs.html"

Thanks, AC! As one of the comments at boingboing pointed out, it's not clear they got any additional information from actually opening the clear plastic wrap. On the other hand, the family presumably could have refused to fly if they'd thought this dangerous enough.

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TSA Gangstas
posted by nrh on Tuesday February 26, @03:06PM
Humor If you haven't seen it, you should go look at this probably-not-safe-for-work video: TSA Gangstas. As the person who sent it to me said, it's a good idea not to be drinking anything when you watch this.

There's also an video explanation of why it was made.

Update: 02/27 12:03 GMT by N:Corrected second link -- Thanks, Boozo!

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Help TSA and Get Charged
posted by nrh on Friday February 15, @10:39AM
News Bruce Schneier's Crypto-Gram pointed me at this remarkable story of a man who forgot he had a gun (!) and slipped through TSA security with it. When he went back to tell them about it, they charged him with a crime.

As Schneier says elsewhere in that Crypto-Gram, "The debate isn't security versus privacy. It's liberty versus control."

I'm sure the folks who charged him will argue that they were bound by law to do this. What's the excuse of the lawmakers? What about the folks who voted for those lawmakers?

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Taking Pictures of Your Grandchildren Is A Security Risk
posted by nrh on Thursday January 03, @02:42PM
News Chakolate writes ""Couple banned for life from shopping centre and branded 'terrorists' - for taking photos of their grandchildren"

The article is here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new s/news.html?in_article_id=505649&in_page_id=1770&i to=newsnow

I've heard that England is the number one country in the world for security cameras - so how is taking pictures a security risk? It baffles me."

Thanks, Chakolate! I trust the shopping center will figure this out -- perhaps when grandparents decide not to shop there.

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NY Times: The Airport Security Follies
posted by nrh on Saturday December 29, @10:06PM
News The New York Times has a really marvelous opinion piece by Patrick Smith called The Airport Security Follies. I wish I could have written it myself It's... well, let's hope it becomes the basis for a national New Year's resolution: no more security theater.

Key quote:

The truth is, regardless of how many pointy tools and shampoo bottles we confiscate, there shall remain an unlimited number of ways to smuggle dangerous items onto a plane. The precise shape, form and substance of those items is irrelevant. We are not fighting materials, we are fighting the imagination and cleverness of the would-be saboteur.

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